Thursday, July 19, 2012

ODE TO THE DUMPED


My name is Jess, and I'm 22 years old. I just graduated from college with a degree in psychology, and I have ACTUALLY NO IDEA what I want to do with my life. I graduated in May and am currently working at a summer theater camp for pre-pubescent tweens. I am learning things like the meaning of "cake" and…no, it no longer refers to a delicious dessert. Thanks, Rihanna.





Once camp is over, I have no idea what I'm going to do!!!!! I've been convincing myself for the past few months that that was really "exciting" but really it just blows….

Oh yeah, and on top of that I just got dumped! This is my break-up guide for all you pop-cultured, fabulous, Chelsea-Handler type girls who need some guidance or for those who, frankly, just want a laugh.


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