Backstory: I have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). It's really gross, and I don't want to go into the details. But basically, I get physically ill when I am stressed/sad/mad/anxious/nervous/etc.
So this text today went a little something like this:
"Hey so I know we aren't talking but you should really try cutting out artificial sweeteners and sugar alcohol and see if it helps your IBS"
Here's what I wanted to say back:
Hey so do you know what REALLLLLLY would have helped my IBS??? YOU NOT DUMPING ME OUT OF THE MOTHER FUCKING CLEAR BLUE SKY AND CAUSING ME SERIOUS EMOTIONAL PAIN.
Luckily, I kept my composure and responded with "Okay thanks"
Does he SERIOUSLY think I could lose my boyfriend AND my diet coke habit?
HELL NAW.
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